We’ve been at it for the better part of an hour now, and I think Asha’s getting bored. She has read the seventh and eighth month chapters of What to Expect When You’re Expecting and I have folded all of the laundry . . . but. The last time I called out Knock knock! “Who’s there?” Contraction! That netted me a chuckle and a cleansing breath.
Oops, time for the next one. . .