I sent the following to one of our vendor's our account execs. Names have been changed to protect the unwitting:
The 3m cables have arrived . . . As well as some other things. I must now proceed to make fun of JoeCo's vaunted ISO-9001 certified business processes.
Thank you for the gift of two *extra* 8-port GBIC cards (PN: DS1404038), I'm sure we can find a use for these lovely items somewhere in our sprawling and under funded network. If you'd like, I'll be happy to write a letter acknowledging your donation so that JoeCo can properly take the $18,893.70 tax write-off.