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The management of this journal regrets to inform you that a serious mathematical error was made in this posting. Wherein, the author converted from inches to miles using a factor of 5280, which is proper when converting feet to miles. In addition, a commenter pointed out that the author used the wrong average value for a monkey -- assuming 6.5" in lieu of a more scientific average of 5.5".

Using a proper conversion and a corrected mean monkey reduces the estimated collective American monkey to a mere 13,020 miles. You would therefore need all the monkey in the world to reach the moon (284,927 miles).

We sincerely apologize for the errors.

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also_huey
Dec. 21st, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)
LiveJournal: where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the monkeys are above average.
half_elf_lost
Dec. 21st, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
So what you're saying is that your monkey is smaller than you originally claimed, then.
netcurmudgeon
Dec. 23rd, 2006 01:04 pm (UTC)
The size of my monkey has never been in dispute. It's all those 'average monkeys' out there. ;-)
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