We were driving over to ashacat's parents' last night, talking about houses, and spotted a sign for BORDEN REALTY. Asha made some crack about Lizzie Borden Realty, and my Automatic Doggerel Generator responded thusly (which makes more sense if picture a real estate agent having a hand in arranging a mortgage):
Lizzie Borden took a listing Gave the seller quite a fisting.
When she saw the deal was done She got the buyer "prime plus one!"
Poor Lizzie, blamed forever in childhood rhyme, when in fact she's been cleared of the crime.