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Always on the last day before a vacation

In honor of today's Custodian-with-a-floor-polisher induced network outage at Hartford Adult Education (North), I have dusted off a dear favorite of mine: the Random Network Damage Table. Grab a ten-sider and you too can play along with the gallant geeks of MHIS as we fight to keep the network running!

Random Network Damage Table 1 Fire 2 Act of God 3 Power Outage 4 Custodian * 5 Fiber-Eating Squirrel 6 Custodian * 7 Flood 8 Data Center Explodes 9 Custodian * 10 Fiber-Seeking Backhoe * Roll on the Special Custodial Damage Table

Special Custodial Damage Table 1 Power cut by night man looking for lighting panel 2 Cord pulled by custodian with floor polisher 3 Equipment buried under boxes of paper 4 Floor waxing: no access 5 Slop-sink overflow drowns equipment 6 Staff tuns off A/C 7 Custodians hide mis- delivered equipment 8 Can't find a custodian with a Geiger-counter 9 Custodians move entire PC lab into hall to clean 10 Custodian uses fiber jumper as clothesline