netcurmudgeon (netcurmudgeon) wrote,
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Always on the last day before a vacation

In honor of today's Custodian-with-a-floor-polisher induced network outage at Hartford Adult Education (North), I have dusted off a dear favorite of mine: the Random Network Damage Table. Grab a ten-sider and you too can play along with the gallant geeks of MHIS as we fight to keep the network running!
Random Network
Damage Table
1
Fire
2
Act of God
3
Power Outage
4
Custodian *
5
Fiber-Eating Squirrel
6
Custodian *
7
Flood
8
Data Center Explodes
9
Custodian *
10
Fiber-Seeking Backhoe
* Roll on the Special Custodial Damage Table
Special Custodial
Damage Table
1
Power cut by night man
looking for lighting panel
2
Cord pulled by custodian
with floor polisher
3
Equipment buried under
boxes of paper
4
Floor waxing: no access
5
Slop-sink overflow
drowns equipment
6
Staff tuns off A/C
7
Custodians hide mis-
delivered equipment
8
Can't find a custodian
with a Geiger-counter
9
Custodians move entire
PC lab into hall to clean
10
Custodian uses fiber
jumper as clothesline
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