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Bad verse, and worse...

We were driving over to ashacat's parents' last night, talking about houses, and spotted a sign for BORDEN REALTY. Asha made some crack about Lizzie Borden Realty, and my Automatic Doggerel Generator responded thusly (which makes more sense if picture a real estate agent having a hand in arranging a mortgage):

Lizzie Borden took a listing
Gave the seller quite a fisting.

When she saw the deal was done
She got the buyer "prime plus one!"


Poor Lizzie, blamed forever in childhood rhyme, when in fact she's been cleared of the crime.

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